Its about making memories worth repressing
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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