hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
You may now shotgun with the bride
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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