I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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