So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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