She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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