ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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