Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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