I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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