quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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