I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
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Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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