Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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