Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
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