Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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