can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Randomize