I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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