I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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