and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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