walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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