In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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