Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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