Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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