Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
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