Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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