I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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