What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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