Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
