no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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