awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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