i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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