I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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