I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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