dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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