I want to stick my p in your. b.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
