im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
ok first of all what the fuck
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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