It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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