i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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