a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
the raccoons are back...
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