And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
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