nut hugger
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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