You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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