Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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