so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
COCAINE IS GR8
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Randomize
