North Korea, Best Korea!
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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