whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Randomize
