i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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