Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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