Moan for me like Helen Keller
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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