why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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