We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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