In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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