We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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