Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize