I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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