Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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