you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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