Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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