Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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